VOICE TEST

[dismemberthename]

[Whatever circumstances put you into this situation must have really sucked, because right now? You're basically in the middle of nowhere, with heavy snowfall verging on a blizzard, with no reliable way out of this mess. There's no sign of shelter anywhere, and you're in the mountains for fuck's sake. Maybe you can find some trees to hang out under...?

...Are those wolves howling? Seriously, why are even wolves out in this weather?]

((or you know whatever you wanna play follow your dreams))

Comments

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

It would be nice, but worst comes to worst I turn into a bat and camp out on the ceiling or something.

[dismemberthename]

Exactly how many things can you even turn into?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ holds up three fingers, folding one down for each thing he names ] Wolf, bat, mist. That's all.

[dismemberthename]

"That's all"... That's a lot, you know.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

...It's limited compared to some things?

[dismemberthename]

Well, it's a lot to me.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

... sorry. I didn't mean to— being flippant about it is easier than taking myself too seriously.

[dismemberthename]

Ah... that's something I definitely understand, so...

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ huffs, rueful ]

I thought you might.

[dismemberthename]

[oops i just confessed to something bad maybe.]

...Right.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ ...what's with that reaction... '^' ] I mean, you don't act much like you've gone the other route for dealing with heavy things.

[dismemberthename]

The other route?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Taking everything way too seriously?

[dismemberthename]

...Probably it's more like I flip between taking things too seriously and the opposite?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ wrinkles up his nose like he's trying to see it before pausing ] ...I guess living by yourself in a cave full of wolves is more on that side of things.

LE GG Y

[dismemberthename]

...I guess? S'more... nah. I guess.

They're good to me. To us. Don't tell her, but I think I'm their favorite.

legys back a month late

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ raising one hand lazily ]

Your secret's safe with me. ...They do seem like good kids.

[ he's still a little startled he didn't get more of a challenge, but he is not looking the cozy gift wolves in the mouth. ]