VOICE TEST

[dismemberthename]

[Whatever circumstances put you into this situation must have really sucked, because right now? You're basically in the middle of nowhere, with heavy snowfall verging on a blizzard, with no reliable way out of this mess. There's no sign of shelter anywhere, and you're in the mountains for fuck's sake. Maybe you can find some trees to hang out under...?

...Are those wolves howling? Seriously, why are even wolves out in this weather?]

((or you know whatever you wanna play follow your dreams))

Comments

[selfidentitytheft]

Yeah. No pressure either way.

[dismemberthename]

...I really appreciate all this. Thanks, Kei.

[selfidentitytheft]

You're welcome. It's— not what the hotel is for, but it's a little what the hotel is for.

[dismemberthename]

Yeah?

[selfidentitytheft]

We're on the border so, we get people who like... they kind of have a foot on both sides? Like, obviously there's the tourists, they just come to chill and sightsee then go home, but sometimes there's people who're making more permanent adjustments.

[dismemberthename]

Oh.

It's cool that there's a place like this.

[selfidentitytheft]

Thanks, I think so. There'd be a lot more lost people otherwise.

And plus, like, a bunch of werewolves that don't know where to find a real discreet vet.

[dismemberthename]

Oh!

Well. I might get along with them okay.

[he does have Wolf Vibes even now.]

[selfidentitytheft]

Oh yeah, they're great dudes. I mean, giant housebroken wolves, right? What's not to like?

[dismemberthename]

Nothing! I got along with wolves even without the housebroken part!

[selfidentitytheft]

What, seriously? Like the full-out wild ones?

[dismemberthename]

Yep! They helped me out when I was in a rough spot. Brought me home like a particularly weird pup.

[selfidentitytheft]

I thought you smelled wolfy! Cool, very cool, very wild child style.

[dismemberthename]

It's a good chunk of memories, for sure.

[selfidentitytheft]

I'd bet! I mean like, I hang out with foxes on the regular, but we know we don't have the same kind of appeal as wolves.