VOICE TEST

[dismemberthename]

[Whatever circumstances put you into this situation must have really sucked, because right now? You're basically in the middle of nowhere, with heavy snowfall verging on a blizzard, with no reliable way out of this mess. There's no sign of shelter anywhere, and you're in the mountains for fuck's sake. Maybe you can find some trees to hang out under...?

...Are those wolves howling? Seriously, why are even wolves out in this weather?]

((or you know whatever you wanna play follow your dreams))

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[dismemberthename]

[what yes ok pettings]

[fromallfours]

[ ENTHUSIASTICALLY THUMPING TAIL ]

[dismemberthename]

[i. yeah.

puts face in ruff.]

[fromallfours]

[ makes a pleased noise and nuzzles at him ]

What are you doing up here, anyway?

[dismemberthename]

I live here.

[fromallfours]

Why?

[dismemberthename]

...Because I have nothing else.

[fromallfours]

You could always take more.

[dismemberthename]

No, I can't.

[fromallfours]

You mean you won't.

[dismemberthename]

It's already too late. I failed. Why should I hurt more people just because I want something? No. That's not for me.

[fromallfours]

[ HOLY HELL, TIME TO GET OVEREXCITED AND LICK SUDOH'S FACE

enjoy your front row seats to the way his open maw tries to suck everything into it ]

[dismemberthename]

[WELL THAT'S FUCKING ALARMING

grabs his own hair so it can't try Rio escape down Kaito's throat.]

You-?!

[fromallfours]

[ laughs, but has the decency to turn his lolling tongue into a closed-mouth blep ]

Aah, sorry.

[ does not actually sound particularly sorry ]

[dismemberthename]

...

If you're here for revenge, aren't you hundreds of years late?

[fromallfours]

You haven't hurt me yet.

[dismemberthename]

Not you, but...

[tugs on his pelt 'x']

[fromallfours]

[ sniffs idly at it ]

...Huh. That doesn't really have anything to do with me, though.

[dismemberthename]

...Okay.

I'm really confused.

[fromallfours]

I'm only shaped like a wolf.

[dismemberthename]

Meaning...?

[fromallfours]

I'm not a god, or whatever that used to be.

[dismemberthename]

Okay... but what are you, then?

[fromallfours]

[ grrrrumbles. he hates this question, he hates it, the answer has just gotten more and more complicated as time goes on ]

A monster.

[ unless he oversimplifies, of course. ]

pops up in your inbox and sticks leggy out

[dismemberthename]

...Okay.

Guess that's two of us.