VOICE TEST

[dismemberthename]

[Whatever circumstances put you into this situation must have really sucked, because right now? You're basically in the middle of nowhere, with heavy snowfall verging on a blizzard, with no reliable way out of this mess. There's no sign of shelter anywhere, and you're in the mountains for fuck's sake. Maybe you can find some trees to hang out under...?

...Are those wolves howling? Seriously, why are even wolves out in this weather?]

((or you know whatever you wanna play follow your dreams))

Comments

[fromallfours]

[ A SUSPICIOUSLY LAUGH-LIKE CHUFF ]

[dismemberthename]

[sits. near.]

Why do I get the feeling you're laughing at me...

[fromallfours]

[ steadily thumping tail ]

That's because I am.

[ the voice is distinctly bratty, distorted to overlap itself like multiple people speaking at once ]

[dismemberthename]

[fromallfours]

[ 8D ]

[dismemberthename]

Ooooookayyy...

[fromallfours]

[ looks increasingly smug, sprawling onto his side ]

Hmm?

[dismemberthename]

I may not have been expecting an answer?

[fromallfours]

That sounds like a personal problem.

[dismemberthename]

I. Yeah, I guess.

[fromallfours]

[ rolls lazily over and thumps into him ]

[dismemberthename]

[settles a hand on his side instinctively, distracted]

[fromallfours]

[ wiggles? pet please ]

[dismemberthename]

[what yes ok pettings]

[fromallfours]

[ ENTHUSIASTICALLY THUMPING TAIL ]

[dismemberthename]

[i. yeah.

puts face in ruff.]

[fromallfours]

[ makes a pleased noise and nuzzles at him ]

What are you doing up here, anyway?

[dismemberthename]

I live here.

[fromallfours]

Why?

[dismemberthename]

...Because I have nothing else.

[fromallfours]

You could always take more.

[dismemberthename]

No, I can't.

[fromallfours]

You mean you won't.

[dismemberthename]

It's already too late. I failed. Why should I hurt more people just because I want something? No. That's not for me.

[fromallfours]

[ HOLY HELL, TIME TO GET OVEREXCITED AND LICK SUDOH'S FACE

enjoy your front row seats to the way his open maw tries to suck everything into it ]